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dickholder:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you had a 12 inch penis, you could tattoo tick marks on it and use it as a ruler.

*whips my absolutely brolic cock out and smacks it on to the table next to my project at the local Michaels arts and crafts early bird Saturday event*

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dailytweets:

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hervacationh0me:

theannoyingitguy:

surprisebitch:

tsunglasses:

stebbyfrenchguy:

avant-gardevoir:

konkeydongcountry:

dongstomper:

zendayasauntiewig:

quietly-islayem:

littlejustmimi:

56blogsstillcrazy:

Why is her date using chop sticks

Wtf is this lmao

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

???????

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

where are they from send them home

This is absurd because the original image is by far the most surreal one

the last pic is a foursome waiting to happen

What the fuck is going on here????

why do i even get on this shit anymore lmao

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inkskinned:

strokemydogmeat:

inkskinned:

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

Hey op

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

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